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SONY_91
02-20-2008, 18:48
Трябва ми превод на един текст.Ако може някой който разбира повечко английски да помогне.За превелия първи текста - Каса бира по скайп :D:D :P Мерси предварително :P ето и текста :

Cats are using computers more and more these days. As it turns out , computers are the perfect objects to sit on, rub up against, mess up with cat hair, and hiss at.

Forget the sewing basket, forget the laudry basket...Computers are much more attractive. What more could a cat want than floppy disks to thrash, monitors to scratch, mouse pads to claw, and laser printers for yoga or aerobics practice? And unlike the common stereo or TV , computers have lots of sesitive electronic components that can be made inoperative by a single cat hair,. Also , unlike rats or squirrels, computers don't fight back.

Computers hold other advantages for cats. Consider the prestige factor. Simply sit in front of one for a long time wihtout moving and people will think you are a very smart dude. Try sitting like that in front of the refrigerator and people will start making jokes about you.

Cats adapt naturally to computers. MIllions of years of evolutionary pressures have led to cats perfecting survival skills that enable them to sit for long hour without moving on top of a piece of consumer electronics, like a TV. ( Humans, by contrast , sit in front of the TV set. You can see how far our evolutionary mechanisms have gotten us.) The leap from TV top to computer is an easy one for most cats to make. In fact , not many cats ever notice any diffrence between the two, especially if humans are starting zombie-eyed at both. Few , however, make the leap without pulling the lamp along with them.

If cats could write computer books , they would surely have a lot to tell us about these brutish machines with an insufficient amount of body fur to be truly stylish. Here are some of Kitty's tips :

Dispelling Myths About Computers

Contrary to rumour , no one has ever lost a tail in a discc-drive door.
If people warn you that you hair is apt to short out the computer , ignore them. If it does , someone will fix it . If they don't , who cares ???????
Unlike cats, computers are not perfect. So what if a computer can perform eight million mathematical calculations each second????? You can sleep for sixteen hours straight in a computer box. I ask you , who is the superior being??????


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LetiCherry
02-20-2008, 18:57
Трябва ми превод на един текст.Ако може някой който разбира повечко английски да помогне.За превелия първи текста - Каса бира по скайп :D:D :P Мерси предварително :P ето и текста :



Щях да ти го преведа, ама като прочетох подигравателното "каса бира по скайп" се отказах!

Можеше да оставиш само едно "мерси предварително"!

8)

SONY_91
02-20-2008, 19:01
Хехе .. бирата само като за потгрявка :P Не те карам на сила ако можеш(и искаш да помогнеш) помагай ако не мерси все пак за коментара ти :)

GetNasty
02-20-2008, 19:40
еми утре щи го преведа, ако ти върши работа тогава; сега не ми се занимава

SONY_91
02-21-2008, 08:26
аре е хора ПЛС помогнете :lol: