ahah imam cqla knijka s takiwa:

One day Pete came from school and said:
"I was the only pupil at school who could answer the teacher's
question."
"Very nice,Pete.And what was the question?"asked is mother
"The teacher asked:Who broke the window in our classroom?"




A very fat lady was trying to enter a bus.A passenger who
was waiting to get off began to laugh at her futile efforts.
"If you were half a gentleman you would help me"said she angrily.
"If you were half a lady,you wouldn't need my help."

btw futile effort-neuspe6en opit