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[killing_loneliness]

Може би е за фън, фън и пак фън, ама нали за текстче на песен се отнася...

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Братя Куленови: Тирбушона

Тирбушона в тапатааа
оцета в салататааа
Тирбушона в тапатааа
оцета в салататааа
микрофона в лапатааа,
два пирона в главатааа
микрофона в лапатааа,
два пирона в главатааа


Тирбушона (щото те сто процента си мислят, че се пише така Razz ) врътка врътка
кофти батка, кофти тръпка,
дръж на мушка, стреля пушката,
дръж на мушка - топна чушката,
дръж на мушка, стреля пушката,
лююютааа, люта ли е чушката...


И кебапчето летиии
право в топлите страни
И кебапчето летиии
право в топлите страни
океана прелетя,
шамандура не видя
океана прелетя,
шамандура не видя

Припев: Тирбушона врътка врътка...

П.П. Никога не съм я чувала тая песен, ама текста си е наистина идиотски...
П.П.П. Краднах темичката от един форум, ама просто много ме кефкаше и реших да я пренеса и тук...Надявам се, че и вие ще я харесате

Еdit: тук мможете да си поствате всякви идиотски текстове...

[InSOMnIAaa]

az sam q slushala i na mesta ne se razbira mn mn kvo peqt

[pipi`e`golqma]

аЗ съм я слушала тя е много стара тая песен, ама на един купон я пуснаха и я слушахме

[killing_loneliness]

Hmmm... ideqta e da puskate idiotski tekstowe da se pohilim, a ne da komentirate!!!- napisala sym wi go dazhe

Еdit: тук мможете да си поствате всякви идиотски текстове...

[Abs0lut3_Sl1m]

Дер ис пленти оф дем!


Нещо по-известно:

Eminem - Without Me

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka to jump start my heart quicker
than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital
when the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck You Debbie!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hallions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you can see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears a nest egg
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old boy fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
And though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Kids!



Не толкова известно:


Eminem - Just don't Give a Fuck


[Intro: Frogg]

Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn't
It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...

[Verse One: Eminem]

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open
I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

[Chorus:]

So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

[Verse Two: Eminem]

I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin
Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion
Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can
With more holes than an Afghan

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Eminem]

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion
Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure
I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team
Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again
I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in

[Chorus]

[Outro: Eminem]

Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz..
Pace One..
Young Zee..


Подписа ми...???


Eminem - Under The Influence(feat.D12)


[Eminem]
Translation
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
[Swifty] Bitch it's too late
[Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

[Swifty]
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators
My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [*BLAM*]
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

[Chorus: Eminem]

So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired
Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*]
Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*]
Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*] (Damn!)
[*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*]
I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
[*dog whines*] Some bitch asked for my autograph
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

[Proof]
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
Weed laced with somethin [*gun cocks*] nigga pass that
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats
Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
Born loser, half theif and half black
Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag

[Kuniva]
We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell
cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"
I got a "Yukmouth" and it's polluted
I cock it back then shoot it
I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher while he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[Kon Artis]
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake
I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's
'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
Bizarre kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Slim Shady..


Чистак бърсак


Eminem - FACK



Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no shit like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Facks like a porn star
Looks like jenna
Fack I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so fackin wet and soft
Fack I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting but she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna facking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna facking cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow ooh black cow
Ooh ow i need a cigarette now
oh I'm so facking hot and your so fuckin hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a fackin babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute nooo put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbel
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh fack yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fucking good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbel in your ass through a tube x4


...


Eminem - Just Lose it


[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds]
Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body



И накрая - ВЕЧНАТА КЛАСИКА!


Eminem - My Name is



Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. tiki tiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. tiki tiki Slim Shady-(X2)

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high(shhhh)
The only problem was...my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper,
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, and stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians, rapin' lesbians while they're screaming "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (dam)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Chorus

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiip)
I spit when I talk,(hachhh-too) I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
tell him that i slit his throat in this dream i had!

Chorus





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[penywise]

харесайте си на Fat Joe нещо

[rosskata]

Моногамни

Пеперуди, моногамни,
Монотонно отлетяха,
Черни мравки, монотонно,
Моногамни пропълзяха,
И щурци и скорпиони,
Насекоми, насекоми,
Асексуални, аморални,
Безнадеждно моногамни.

Припев:
И пчели, и оси,
И калинки, и малинки,
И молци и мухи,
Безнадеждно моногамни.

Във гората, под листата,
Сред цветята, под водата,
В малки дупки, във хралупки,
Във пашкули, във черупки,
Симетрични, динамични,
Хаотични, алергични,
Мимикрират, храносмилат,
И се терморегулират.

Припев:
И пчели, и оси,
И калинки, и малинки,
И молци и мухи,
Безнадеждно моногамни.
И пълзят, и летят,
Със крила и с пипала,
Но все така, все така,
Безусловно моногамни.

Безусловно моногамни,
Безнадеждно моногамни,
Безутешно моногамни,
Безуспешно моногамни

.

Тва е на Миленита. Като чух тая песен в бг топ 100 щях да загина от смях...

Слушай баце.
Ей, фараоня, я ела о Ребърково,
Баце Цеко да те фрасне с колелото си ново.
Аз съм истински мъж и ша сцепя фараоня,
ше му тикна главата в на баща ми бидоня.
Тоя фараоня е бати рапоня,
а се прави на отворен на Цеко Сифоня.
Оня живел цел живот у пирамида,
слушай бе келеш, ше те смачкам като мида.

Припев: (х4)
Ей фараоня, фани ме за питоня,
шото Цеко Сифоня е на рапа шамипоня.

Ей фараоня, слазай от коня,
питай Мадоня кой е Цеко Сифоня.
Аз съм бащата на българския рап,
а ти си просто мръсен египетски чорап.
В Хондурас
нема да ме стресне некъв скапан ананас.
Разкарай се веднага от мойта телевизия
и бегай да пееш с Азис на Евровизия.

Припев: (х4)
Ей фараоня, фани ме за питоня,
шото Цеко Сифоня е на рапа шамипоня.

Класика в тъпанарския стил...

[zelena]

Imashe nqkakva vudo kukla mai s text ''otpe4tak ot koko6i krak'' awawaww

[mimetoo]

- Къде бе, брато?
- А бе нали ще правим купон довечера
и събрахме пари да купим за ядене и
пиене, а пък аз трябва да отида до магазина
да купя това онова и цигари, нали
разбираш.
- По-добре иди в денонщния на ъгъла.
- Ама там продават ли цигари, шото...
- Продават абсолютно всичко. А бе
всичко има в тоя....

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Тръгвам аз за този денонощен магазин,
касите са пълни с бира, рафтовете с Джин,
чесен, бамя, сини сливи, зеле, баклава,
шарена сланина, гъби, изворна вода.
Чубрица, дафинов лист, спагети, създарма,
кревирши, филе елена козя пастърма.

Зрял фасул, зелен фасул, юфка, червен пипер,
ябълки, домати, каракчиен бакпулвер,
мащерка, босилек, копър, кър и джинджифил,
целина, канела, ригън, джоджън, карамфил,
сирене, лимонов сок, салам, оцет, зехтин,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Ягоди, череши, дюли, тиквички, яйца,
бърбън, ром, уиски, сода, плодов сок, боза,
попчета, акула, паламуд, лефер, калкан,
херинга, моруна, карагьоски фол, шаран,
риба, то калмари, миди, хрян и розмарин

магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин,
(Егати магазина.)
ах, магазин,
(Направо се изкормих в тоя магазин)
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
(Абсолютно всичко има)
Само в този магазин!
(Йеа, само в този магазин)
Денонощен магазин.

Царевица, леща, соя, грах, бакла, ориз,
сладко от смукини, лапад, ......
камби, круши, дини, макарони, карфиол,
с джип кивер от чаши, дъвки в лъскав станиол,
ряпа, захар, мляко, бахур, краставици, ким,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев (х2):
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Всичко има в този денонощен магазин.



хах забавана е

[magesniko]

Pungent Stench-Blood, Pus And Gastric Juice

Listen to me I have a story to tell
About a guy whose name I can't spell
He likes blood, pus and gastric juice
Of course blood too, so let him booze
He is insane for a brain
Laps of gut, sips the fluid
For the sweet, he takes meat
To the bone, for him alone
Never he is full or has enough
Wouldn't dream of stop eating people though

[Juicy_Lucy]

- Къде бе, брато?
- А бе нали ще правим купон довечера
и събрахме пари да купим за ядене и
пиене, а пък аз трябва да отида до магазина
да купя това онова и цигари, нали
разбираш.
- По-добре иди в денонщния на ъгъла.
- Ама там продават ли цигари, шото...
- Продават абсолютно всичко. А бе
всичко има в тоя....

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Тръгвам аз за този денонощен магазин,
касите са пълни с бира, рафтовете с Джин,
чесен, бамя, сини сливи, зеле, баклава,
шарена сланина, гъби, изворна вода.
Чубрица, дафинов лист, спагети, създарма,
кревирши, филе елена козя пастърма.

Зрял фасул, зелен фасул, юфка, червен пипер,
ябълки, домати, каракчиен бакпулвер,
мащерка, босилек, копър, кър и джинджифил,
целина, канела, ригън, джоджън, карамфил,
сирене, лимонов сок, салам, оцет, зехтин,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Ягоди, череши, дюли, тиквички, яйца,
бърбън, ром, уиски, сода, плодов сок, боза,
попчета, акула, паламуд, лефер, калкан,
херинга, моруна, карагьоски фол, шаран,
риба, то калмари, миди, хрян и розмарин

магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин,
(Егати магазина.)
ах, магазин,
(Направо се изкормих в тоя магазин)
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
(Абсолютно всичко има)
Само в този магазин!
(Йеа, само в този магазин)
Денонощен магазин.

Царевица, леща, соя, грах, бакла, ориз,
сладко от смукини, лапад, ......
камби, круши, дини, макарони, карфиол,
с джип кивер от чаши, дъвки в лъскав станиол,
ряпа, захар, мляко, бахур, краставици, ким,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев (х2):
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Всичко има в този денонощен магазин.



хах забавана е

хахах тая песен е супер якаа радва

иначе по тамата - сега се сещам за Боби Турбото - Мечо

[bulgarche]

"Тирбушона" съм я слушал пред
Пук "магазин" съм я пял преди...5-6 години в училище
По стълбите..пеех аз, сестра ми чу (учеше в същото училище, но е по-голяма) и след това и някой друг (непознат се включи) и всеки каза по 1-2 реда

[Mooo6nooo]

Тутурутка - Магазин, Тинки-Уинки - Мангали Килър, Контрол - Не съм нормален, Дайте, Бий хлапето, Дай лопата на Гробаря

И текста, на който ще наблегна...
Контрол - 3-та смена

Тъпо копеле си бях и тъпо си останах.
Нищо умно от живота тъй и не прихванах.
В трета сменна мойта мама мила ме записа.
Ако я завърша аз, ще карам и мотриса.

Панталаноът ми е скъсан, джобът пък продупчен,
но на бас, че тази вечер пак ще се насмуча
И малкото, което знам, на части го събирам.
Улицата ме научи да не се панирам.

Всичко хубаво в живота трябва да се вземе
че не ме обича никой хич не ми и дреме.
Всичко хубаво в живота трябва да се вземе
че не ме обича никой хич не ми и дреме.

Тъпо копеле си бях и тъпо си останах.
Нищо умно от живота тъй и не прихванах.
В трета сменна мойта мама мила ме записа.
Ако я завърша аз, ще карам и мотриса.

[rosskata]

Weird Al Yankovic - Livin’ In The Fridge Lyrics



There’s something weird in the fridge today
I don’t know what it is
Food I can’t recognize
My roommate won’t throw a thing away
I guess it’s probably his
It looks like it’s alive...

And livin’ in the fridge... livin’ in the fridge
Livin’ in the fridge... livin’ in the fridge

There’s something dross in the fridge today
It’s green and growin’ hair
It’s been there since july
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you’re a better man than i

It’s livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin’ (dysentary)
Livin’ in the fridge
Can’t tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin’ (dysentary)
Livin’ in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you’re home cookin’
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin’ specimen
It always happens my friend
Again & again & again & again

Somethin’ stinks in the fridge today
And it’s been rottin’ there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek...

Livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin’ (dysentary)
Livin’ in the fridge
Can’t tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop (dysentary) the mold from growin’ (dysentary)
Livin’ in the fridge
Livin’ in the fridge
Don’t know what it is, don’t know what it is
Livin’ in the fridge
Don’t know what it is, don’t know what it is
Livin’ in the fridge
Don’t know what it is at all
Livin’ in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Най- яката пародия на този хахо

И още от него:


Smells like NIrvana


What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

[CandyKiller]

System Of A Down - Sugar

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray, (sugar)

Well I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people,
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar)
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport,
With a bullet called life, yeah called life,(sugar)
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be,
It's already where I am,
Cause I'm already there….(sugar)

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray, (sugar)

I got a gun the other day from Sako,
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket,
Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,
And I just fucking kick her, and Ooo Baby, she's O.K. (sugar)
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains (sugar).

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray~,

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music,
Just anger, I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better,
How do I feel, What do I say,
Fuck you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
Fuck you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away.

[peps_from_mars]

- Къде бе, брато?
- А бе нали ще правим купон довечера
и събрахме пари да купим за ядене и
пиене, а пък аз трябва да отида до магазина
да купя това онова и цигари, нали
разбираш.
- По-добре иди в денонщния на ъгъла.
- Ама там продават ли цигари, шото...
- Продават абсолютно всичко. А бе
всичко има в тоя....

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Тръгвам аз за този денонощен магазин,
касите са пълни с бира, рафтовете с Джин,
чесен, бамя, сини сливи, зеле, баклава,
шарена сланина, гъби, изворна вода.
Чубрица, дафинов лист, спагети, създарма,
кревирши, филе елена козя пастърма.

Зрял фасул, зелен фасул, юфка, червен пипер,
ябълки, домати, каракчиен бакпулвер,
мащерка, босилек, копър, кър и джинджифил,
целина, канела, ригън, джоджън, карамфил,
сирене, лимонов сок, салам, оцет, зехтин,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Ягоди, череши, дюли, тиквички, яйца,
бърбън, ром, уиски, сода, плодов сок, боза,
попчета, акула, паламуд, лефер, калкан,
херинга, моруна, карагьоски фол, шаран,
риба, то калмари, миди, хрян и розмарин

магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин,
(Егати магазина.)
ах, магазин,
(Направо се изкормих в тоя магазин)
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
(Абсолютно всичко има)
Само в този магазин!
(Йеа, само в този магазин)
Денонощен магазин.

Царевица, леща, соя, грах, бакла, ориз,
сладко от смукини, лапад, ......
камби, круши, дини, макарони, карфиол,
с джип кивер от чаши, дъвки в лъскав станиол,
ряпа, захар, мляко, бахур, краставици, ким,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев (х2):
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Всичко има в този денонощен магазин.



хах забавана е

некой може ли да даде линк към таз песен

[[B]a[N]D[i]T[k]a]

na lasket4up onaq izvestnata im.. mn`tup tekst..

[hrisikelly]

хахах... Браво за темата.. според мен макар ии хит, текста от песента на лейди гага ее просто уникален ...

I know that we are young.
And I know you may love me.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Alejandro.

She's got both hands
in her pocket.
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you

She hides true love
En su bolsillo.
She's got a halo 'round her finger.
Around you.

You know that I love you boy.
Hot like Mexico, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to loose.

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke one cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

(Just stop. Please. Just let me go. Alejandro. Just let me go.)

She's not broken,
She's just a baby.
But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad.
and all those flames that burned before him.
Now he's gonna fight your fight, gonna cool the bad.

You know that I love you boy.
Hot like Mexico, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to loose

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.


Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Alejandro
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Fernando.

I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Alejandro.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch. Fernando.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke my cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.

Alejandro.

[SHEsaREBELxxx]

Ивена и Теньо Гогов - Трима музиканти

Един брой звезда тунингована идеално
вика: "Виж сега, искам нещо оргинално!"
Вика ми:
"Барни ми припева, давам ти три лева,
да се видиш у пара!"
Барнах й припева, ама за три лева - толкова:

Трима музиканти-канти
само по тиранти-ранти
свирят в ресторанти-ранти:
Тиририранти-тиририранти

Един бизнесмен, царя на каймата,
вика: "Виж сега, утре женя дъщерята!"
Вика ми:
"Пей на кюфтетата и на шишетата,
да се видиш у пара!"
Пея му припева, ама за три лева - толкова:

Трима музиканти-канти
само по тиранти-ранти
свирят в ресторанти-ранти:
Тиририранти-тиририранти

[fluffka1]

- Къде бе, брато?
- А бе нали ще правим купон довечера
и събрахме пари да купим за ядене и
пиене, а пък аз трябва да отида до магазина
да купя това онова и цигари, нали
разбираш.
- По-добре иди в денонщния на ъгъла.
- Ама там продават ли цигари, шото...
- Продават абсолютно всичко. А бе
всичко има в тоя....

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Тръгвам аз за този денонощен магазин,
касите са пълни с бира, рафтовете с Джин,
чесен, бамя, сини сливи, зеле, баклава,
шарена сланина, гъби, изворна вода.
Чубрица, дафинов лист, спагети, създарма,
кревирши, филе елена козя пастърма.

Зрял фасул, зелен фасул, юфка, червен пипер,
ябълки, домати, каракчиен бакпулвер,
мащерка, босилек, копър, кър и джинджифил,
целина, канела, ригън, джоджън, карамфил,
сирене, лимонов сок, салам, оцет, зехтин,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Ягоди, череши, дюли, тиквички, яйца,
бърбън, ром, уиски, сода, плодов сок, боза,
попчета, акула, паламуд, лефер, калкан,
херинга, моруна, карагьоски фол, шаран,
риба, то калмари, миди, хрян и розмарин

магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев:
Магазин,
(Егати магазина.)
ах, магазин,
(Направо се изкормих в тоя магазин)
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
(Абсолютно всичко има)
Само в този магазин!
(Йеа, само в този магазин)
Денонощен магазин.

Царевица, леща, соя, грах, бакла, ориз,
сладко от смукини, лапад, ......
камби, круши, дини, макарони, карфиол,
с джип кивер от чаши, дъвки в лъскав станиол,
ряпа, захар, мляко, бахур, краставици, ким,
магазин, магазин, магазин.

Припев (х2):
Магазин, денонощен магазин,
пролет, лято есен, зима,
в магазина всичко има.
Само в този магазин!
Денонощен магазин.

Всичко има в този денонощен магазин.



хах забавана е

некой може ли да даде линк към таз песен

http://vbox7.com/play:8402e814 УНИКАЛНА!

[vagarious]

Стенли - Дъвка балон Lyrics

Та-ра-ра-ди-рам-да-рам,
дъвка балон.
Та-ра-ра-ди-рам-да-рам,
вероятно такъв ще е за мен този сезон..

Ще тръгна през града,
безцелно ще вървя
и бавно под ръка
ще разхождам скуката си.
Познавам я добре,
на "ти" с нея сме.
И чак до вечерта
ще си говорим бля-бля-бля..

Така минават дните,
един живот.
Събирам прах в очите,
прах от любов
разпиляна, разпиляна покрай мен
разпиляна, разпиляна в скучен ден.

Пада мрак, но блестят реклами
цял милион
многоцветни
подканват ме да купя дъвка балон.

Обичам вечерта,
в женски род е тя
и точно затова
вечер се случват куб неща.
Един красив момент
след скучния ми ден,
не просто ей така
да си говорим бля-бля-бля..

За всяка нежна вечер
аз съм готов
дано остане нещо..
прах от любов
разпиляна, разпиляна покрай мен
разпиляна, разпиляна в скучен ден.

Та-ра-ра-ди-рам-да-рам,
този сезон.
Та-ра-ра-ди-рам-да-рам,
дъвка балон.
Та-ра-ра-ди-рам-да-рам,
този сезон
вероятно за мене ще остане
дъвка балон.

Балон...

[SHEsaREBELxxx]

Стенли - Дъвка балон Lyrics

джвачка балоннн


Клуб НЛО - На кокили (rofl)
Боклуци, боклуци, боклуци, боклуци,
боклуци, боклуци, боклуци, боклуци.

Всеки ден боклци газим.
(боклуци, боклуци)
Как от тях да се опазим?
(боклуци, боклуци)
Тъпчем с нашите подметки
(боклуци, боклуци)
в кал и във фашкии редки
(боклуци, боклуци)
Всеки гражданин се мръщи,
(боклуци, боклуци)
но си го отнася вкъщи.
(боклуци, боклуци)
Питам кой ще ни прочисти
(боклуци, боклуци)
от бактерии и глисти?
(боклуци, боклуци)

Има начин радикален
да решим проблема кален.
Туй японци са открили -
ще се движим на кокили.

Има начин радикален
да решим проблема кален.
Туй японци са открили -
ще се движим на кокили.