Stranger: tell me the funniest joke you know :3

You: eat my socks

You: :3

Stranger: hilarious! why arent you a comedian? ):

You: because i'm a fish

You:

You: what are u

You: a vampire ?

You: bite me

Stranger: I'm a vampire.

You: so i can become too

Stranger: bit i have herpes.

Stranger: is that okay?

Stranger:

You: but but you live forever

You: i don't care

Stranger: okay i will bite you and turn you.

Stranger: hold still.

Stranger: itll sting.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: youve been bitten.

You: omg thats why my neck hurts O_o

You: thanks vampi

You: i appreciate it

Stranger: youre welcome fishampire.

Stranger: because youre both now.

You: yes

You: i'm in the pacific ocean right now

You: chilin with my people

You: there's a good wi fi btw

You:

Stranger: im on the pacific coast.

Stranger: we were destined to meet.

Stranger: o;

You: you're my destiny

You: i knew it

Stranger: will you spend eternity with me?

Stranger: <3

You: well.. umm are u rich ?

Stranger: Rich with love and compassion. :')

хахаха