Stranger: Hi~
You: howdy, fucker
Stranger: wow
Stranger: do you wanna?
You: do you like corn dogs?
Stranger: yeah why not?
You: so you're homosexual, aint that right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you too?
You: good, yes
You: well, im not really a homosexual, but i like them a lot!
You: they seem so cute
Stranger: that's the reason? lol
You: rubbing their penises around, you know
Stranger: do you wanna with me?
You: DO YOU caress your penis right now?
You: i bet you do.
You: do I want with you what?
You: oh, damn! you're so fucked up...
Stranger: yes
You: what do ya think about jesus fucking christ?
Stranger: that is not fun
You: oh, well... you've just got a hard-on, and I fucking know it.
Stranger: noooo
You: haahah, you are mentally disturbed : (
Stranger: fu
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