You: You rotten wrinkled mirror-obsessed dirt-licking jerk
You: !!
Stranger: ????????????
Stranger: what?
You: YEAH TELL ME 'BOUT IT
You: BRING IT ON BITCH
Stranger: what have i ever done to you?
You: i dunno are u a good person
Stranger: i am trying to be........
Stranger: knock knock
You: wondering why u r not naked
Stranger: im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.