Do you speak English

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ooh looks like I'm gonna celebrate new year with a bottle of whiskey in my hand at home

Dude, I'm like you.I am gonna wellcome the new year only with few friends alone .I was going to go to a party but at the stairs a fell down and now my leg hearts a lot , but the whiskey fixes everythink

In wich school did you learned english ?(I mean the smart girl)

Your spelling is oddly wrong, whisky and english don't get on well...

[shinethought]

I understand what it means perfectly I think On health by me :P

[JCoutureJunkie]

I understand what it means perfectly I think On health by me :P

Didn't quite get the idea of "On health by me"
Oh,btw Happy New Year!

[elito0o0o0]

I am learn english since 15 years and I'm a realy good learner, ask my teachers. How are you in this day people and girls? Because I feeling great. Now I'm gonna prepare for the big night. Cya.

Who is the teacher lying to you in your eyes? Go shoot her. If you have really been studying English for 15 years, then it is an altogether shame on you and your teachers, considering your grammar skills.

I AM PETRIFIED.

Shoot me if he studied English 15 years....

He is born in 1994 ,that makes him 15 years old !

Once was born in 1994 that doesn't mean that he studied English 15 years.

[clever]

HAPPY NEW 2010 YEAR !!! I drink beer in the moment.

[Pwnmaster]

Sup bitches.
Anybody up for some Call of Duty:MF2?Im gonna pwn ya ass...for real.
You all suck my sack,niggas.
Im the hustla' here,bitches!

[amk933]

Just got back home from the New Year's party I attended...

[JCoutureJunkie]

I understand what it means perfectly I think On health by me :P

Oh,I think you wanted to say cheers,didn't you?"On health by me" doesn't mean anything.You should remember literal translations from Bulgarian into English won't help you get an English spoken person to understand what you're talking about.It will pretty much do the opposite.
amk933 why didn't you drop by?We could have thrown an after party.

[abcd92]

Just got back home from the New Year's party I attended...

...so ? You think someone cares ?

[amk933]

If you had read the comment above your post, you would have seen that in fact someone cares, my love JCoutureJunkie...

Are you having your period for I can see that you are kind of incensed?

[JCoutureJunkie]

If you had read the comment above your post, you would have seen that in fact someone cares, my love JCoutureJunkie...

Are you having your period for I can see that you are kind of incensed?

Yes,I am hate these days hope it will be over soon

Getting ready for bed...have a nice sleep everybody(especially you,my love )

[abcd92]

By the way amk933 are you Armenian ?

[amk933]

^You too sweetheart. (click) (for JCoutureJunkie)

[amk933]

By the way amk933 are you Armenian ?

Not only. Mostly, yes. However, my mother is 100% Armenian and in Armenia as well as in Israel the system is matriarchate, so if my mom is, so am I for the Armenians. Ethnically not only.

[JCoutureJunkie]

LOL thanks honey!Azis is definitely the best-looking pop-folk diva ever But I'm not actually into this kind of music,although the lyrics of this particular song was somehow cool
This is for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESPCiwk7OlQ
P.S.The clip is a little bit cheesy,though

[Kiumdiuriun94]

Hello again by me! How are you today folks? My teacher doesn't lie me in the eyes because I can see by myself how people are staring at me while speaking English like I'm some kind of God. Yes, they are that amazed. So I are always be the best student ever. To prove that I not only talk empty words I decides to write all this !$#@, Thank you for you atencione.

[amk933]

Hello again by me! How are you today folks? My teacher doesn't lie me in the eyes because I can see by myself how people are staring at me while speaking English like I'm some kind of God. Yes, they are that amazed. So I are always be the best student ever. To prove that I not only talk empty words I decides to write all this !$#@, Thank you for you atencione.

Conspicuously you do not know any Britons or Americans...your "skills" (if I may call so your attempts to write in English) are horrendous...no offense, but showing off with something you lack, seems even more pathetic to me... You cannot even construct a simple sentence in present simple or establish subject-verb agreement...

[Kiumdiuriun94]

Hello again by me! How are you today folks? My teacher doesn't lie me in the eyes because I can see by myself how people are staring at me while speaking English like I'm some kind of God. Yes, they are that amazed. So I are always be the best student ever. To prove that I not only talk empty words I decides to write all this !$#@, Thank you for you atencione.

Conspicuously you do not know any Britons or Americans...your "skills" (if I may call so your attempts to write in English) are horrendous...no offense, but showing off with something you lack, seems even more pathetic to me... You cannot even construct a simple sentence in present simple or establish subject-verb agreement...

No worries mate I would never offend under these circumstances. I might really made some mistakes but it's all because I write too fastest. You think that I am a baddie but in the fact you should hear me actually speaking English in loud. Then you would never say what you just speaked.

[amk933]

Hello again by me! How are you today folks? My teacher doesn't lie me in the eyes because I can see by myself how people are staring at me while speaking English like I'm some kind of God. Yes, they are that amazed. So I are always be the best student ever. To prove that I not only talk empty words I decides to write all this !$#@, Thank you for you atencione.

Conspicuously you do not know any Britons or Americans...your "skills" (if I may call so your attempts to write in English) are horrendous...no offense, but showing off with something you lack, seems even more pathetic to me... You cannot even construct a simple sentence in present simple or establish subject-verb agreement...

No worries, mate, I would never feel offended under these circumstances (no sense). I might really make some mistakes, but it's all because I write too fastest(what? too fast). You think that I am a baddie(what), but in the fact (in fact!) you should hear me actually speaking English in loud. (this means speaking loudly????) Then you would never say what you have just speaked. (speaked? you mean spoken???)

Well, just stop responding since I am writing fast as well, but I do not make any mistakes or make few. You do not have a single sentence without a mistake. This is one of the worst writings I have ever come across in my life. And you seem to be laboring under the delusion that your skills are amazing. Well, being 100% frank, I am shocked how awful one's skills can be. And it is grotesque that your teachers are lying to you. Considering your skills and their adulations I will not be surprised if they suck as well for I would call this everything else except for English. I do not even want to imagine how you speak...

[amk933]

LOL thanks honey!Azis is definitely the best-looking pop-folk diva ever But I'm not actually into this kind of music,although the lyrics of this particular song was somehow cool
This is for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESPCiwk7OlQ
P.S.The clip is a little bit cheesy,though

Thanks for the song...I know it from before.

How did you sleep?

[JCoutureJunkie]

I think Kiumdiuriun94 wanted to say aloud
btw When did you wake up,babe?

[mishanavolley]

Well I'm in grade 8, and am in English class, which means that I can speak English, but you must go to London, and there you will find that you know English very little

[amk933]

I think Kiumdiuriun94 wanted to say aloud
btw When did you wake up,babe?

That is what he wanted to say I know, but I do not want to molest my brain imagining him speaking aloud. Obama speaks aloud, but it sounds nice, the case here - quite the contrary...

I slept well, but I had to wake up early since I had my German lesson today...studying for the SAT German baby.

Anyways. What are you doing today...

[JCoutureJunkie]

amk933 thanks for asking.Unfortunately,I didn't sleep well at all.I had probably the worst nightmare ever

[amk933]

Well I'm in grade 8, and am in English class, which means that I can speak English, but you must go to London, and there you will find that you know English very little

To whom are you responding since it is getting far too ambiguous?