Do you speak English

[amk933]

Hello again by me! How are you today folks? My teacher doesn't lie me in the eyes because I can see by myself how people are staring at me while speaking English like I'm some kind of God. Yes, they are that amazed. So I are always be the best student ever. To prove that I not only talk empty words I decides to write all this !$#@, Thank you for you atencione.

Conspicuously you do not know any Britons or Americans...your "skills" (if I may call so your attempts to write in English) are horrendous...no offense, but showing off with something you lack, seems even more pathetic to me... You cannot even construct a simple sentence in present simple or establish subject-verb agreement...

No worries, mate, I would never feel offended under these circumstances (no sense). I might really make some mistakes, but it's all because I write too fastest(what? too fast). You think that I am a baddie(what), but in the fact (in fact!) you should hear me actually speaking English in loud. (this means speaking loudly????) Then you would never say what you have just speaked. (speaked? you mean spoken???)

Well, just stop responding since I am writing fast as well, but I do not make any mistakes or make few. You do not have a single sentence without a mistake. This is one of the worst writings I have ever come across in my life. And you seem to be laboring under the delusion that your skills are amazing. Well, being 100% frank, I am shocked how awful one's skills can be. And it is grotesque that your teachers are lying to you. Considering your skills and their adulations I will not be surprised if they suck as well for I would call this everything else except for English. I do not even want to imagine how you speak...