The Playbook

The "I will be alone on Valentine's day".

What you need:
A computer with an internet connection
A tube of Wella for man hair gel

Execution:
1. Find a girl, who recently got single on an internet forum.
2. Ask her out (She will say yes, because no one wants to be lonely on Valentine's day and let's face it- you're AWESOME)
3. Meet her at the MALL where she will be wearing her rooftile foundation, and you will be wearing the finest wella for man hair gel to supplement your suit.
4. Take her to the food court and there a song will play on the sound system:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

and
IT
IS
ON