If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.

Why don’t women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

Why haven’t any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn’t need cleaning yet.

Как наричаш жена с две мозъчни клетки ?
Бременна с близнаци.