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  1. #1
    Мега фен Аватара на Ivaaaaa
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    [Jon Lajoie]
    Women are equal and they deserve respect
    Just kidding, they should suck my dick

    [Hook 1]
    Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
    I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
    Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
    Two plus two equals vagina (UHH)

    [Jon Lajoie]
    My love is like lightning... it gives girls orgasms
    My dick is like an airplane... it gives girls orgasms
    I'm the, Wayne Gretzky, of sexual stuff
    I'm the, Hulk Hogan, of slamming muff
    I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
    I'm the, Shakespeare of enormous cock
    I'm the, Helen Keller of having sex
    .. no wait that's a bad example
    Why did my penis cross the roaaaad?
    To get to the other

    [Hook 2]
    Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
    I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
    Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
    E equals MC vagina

    [Jon Lajoie]
    I've got present for you right here
    Actually it's not a present, it's my penis
    And I like to call it the spear
    Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis
    I don't like it when you talk
    Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock
    Love is for girls and gays
    If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
    Either you have sex with me...
    ... or you have sex with me
    I have really good sex moves (sex moves)
    That I learned in China (China)
    I'm a sexual tiger (tiger)
    And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR

    [Hook 3]
    Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
    I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
    Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
    What time is it? It's vagina (UHH)

    [Outro]
    What's the difference
    Between a girl's mouth, and a girl's vagina?
    There is none, I want my penis
    To be inside both of those things
    I'm a good sex man
    Girls, love my sex
    I'm a good sex man
    Cause my sex, is the best
    I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme
    But instead of fighting people
    I have sex with them



    жалка история :/

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    Мега фен Аватара на OoVasKoO
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    Women are equal and they deserve respect
    Just kidding, they should suck my dick
    Why did my penis cross the roaaaad?
    To get to the other
    Vagina
    I've got present for you right here
    Actually it's not a present, it's my penis
    And I like to call it the spear
    Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis
    I don't like it when you talk
    Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock
    Love is for girls and gays
    If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
    Either you have sex with me...
    ... or you have sex with me
    I have really good sex moves (sex moves)
    That I learned in China (China)
    I'm a sexual tiger (tiger)
    And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR
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    Последно редактирано от OoVasKoO : 10-28-2013 на 10:06

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    Цитирай Първоначално написано от Ivaaaaa Виж мнението
    If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
    Either you have sex with me...
    ... or you have sex with me

    тоя е толкова гнусен
    коя би се чукала па с него!?

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