What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."

The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.

Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.

How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.