Omegle

[yahhooo]

Влизал съм в тоя сайт отдавна от замундата го намерих
останах със странното впечатление, че са доста песимистично настроени към българите

[mgxpower]

Това момиче от Корея излезе много свястно даже си разменихме e-mail-ите иска да й показвам снимки от забележителностите на България а аз я изнудвам да ми прати снимка, но нещо не се получава [/i]

[ZipFail]

You: hi
Stranger: hi! can i take your order?
You: well
You: a double cheeseburget
You: cheeseburger*
You: and a large cola please
Stranger: would you like fries with that?
You: are they good ?
Stranger: of course!!
You: i'll take one portion than
Stranger: very well, anything else?
You: and 1 kids meal please
You: it's for my daughter
Stranger: which toy would you like?
You: what do you have ?
Stranger: a harry potter action figure, or a dvd of Cher?
Stranger: hard decision.
You: hmm..
You: i'll take the dvd
You: hope she likes it
Stranger: well first time that's ever happened.
You: can i turn it back if she doesn't want it ?
Stranger: your order will be delivered in 20 minutes. thank you for shopping at JB Hi-Fi.
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[Pwnmaster]

Не знам как стана, но току що претърпях лесбийски cybersex
How the fuck did I do this shit!?

[bloodfrozen]

Не мога да не споделя този впечатляващ разговор.

Stranger: You're already trapped in my portable and endless Another Dimension
You: lol, interesting
Stranger: there's no escape
You: are you sure?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: you can go beyond the door
Stranger: you can even run for miles and miles
Stranger: but it'll have just endless and repeated landscapes created by the illusions of my Another Dimensin
Stranger: Dimension*
Stranger: It's just a matter of time before the time and space paradoxal vortex vacuum all the atoms of your beloved surroundings
Stranger: Have a look around you
Stranger: Don't you see the objects losing it's colors?
Stranger: The living beings losing it's sounds?
You: are you high
Stranger: There's no exit from the Another Dimension...
Stranger: No, the drugs were created to make little prototypes like you feel more stuck in the false reality of my Another Dimension
Stranger: The more you disbelief
Stranger: The more you get stucked in my Another Dimension

[PsychologicalDisorder]

тъпо и старо =р

[jumpin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i have hiv
You: good fuck horses to spread it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[cherinka]

леле,кав грозен японец ма тормози от всякъде :Х:Х:Х:Х:Х:Х
не ми се живеее

[ProKiller2]

аз пък със моя объркан англииски ги плаша от всякъде

[DebelaManekenka]

neska provedoh много смислен разговор с едно американче, което свиреше на 7 инструмента

[Pwnmaster]

Бест чат ЕВА!!!
You: hi
Stranger: Mayo or Tomato.
You: t
Stranger: I see
You: i dont get it
Stranger: A check for 100$ shall be mailed to you, thanks for your time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pliok0019]

Там намерих истински приятели!

Един гей от Гърция, който в момента е модел в Швеция и един италянец, на гости на брат си в Германия, който ми се обясни в любов. Но пък с него имаме наистина прекрасни писаници - английско-немски. За съжаление и двамата много не ни бива и в двата езика.

[jumpin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ______`._____________|_________|_______:
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[FockidyFockFock]

хАхаххха... фурор!

[bloodyF]

благодарение на тоя сайт имам вече 5 човека + в скайп , 3+ във фейсбук и 3ма в имейла си ;Д


п.с. и гаджета си хванах ,от канада ,от щатите и от корея

[Briseis]

мен ми предложиха брак

[ZipFail]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What are you wearing?
You: i'm with a long red dress
You: and red high heels
Stranger: Nice. Whats your favorite color?
You: black
You: tell me something about you babe ?
Stranger: Oh thats hot. Whats your favorite animal?
You: how do you look ?
Stranger: No. I ask the questions.
You: oh
Stranger: Whats 2X4?
You: you humiliator >
You: i like what
You: it's 8
Stranger: Thats so sexy.
Stranger: Whats the square root of 144?
You: you turn me on babe
You: ask me more questions
You: oh
You: it 12 !
Stranger: NICE!
You: ahhhh
You: ask me more !
Stranger: What day is National Corndog day>
Stranger: *?
You: oh that's hard
You: you are so bad !
You: it;s 21 march
Stranger: No. You dissapoint me.
You: yes master
You: i'm ready to be punished
Stranger: I will now leave and never come back.
You: NO !
You: i want you
You: i want you so bad right now sweety...
Stranger: Farewell.
You: if you leave I WILL KILL MYSELF !
Stranger: Bye.
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Нема толко изврaтен сайт, заклевам се !

[deFakto]

какъв е този късмет още с първия баси болния сайт


Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m Bulgaria
You: u
You: : )
Stranger: 19 m Turkey
You: fuck you .. dead for you
Stranger: siktir ibne

[vanilievisez]

2 пъти ме изключват, като им кажа откъде съм.. баси спрелите.

[DPRKForever]

Мн луди типове има в тоя сайт

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: 60 f Bulgaria
You: wanna have some fun?
You: I can make you happy.
Stranger: boy or girl
You: Girl
You: Dont look at my age
You: im really flexible
You: so would you like a little ride on the old boat?

[norge]

Мен не ме бива явно в общуването... Четири пъти ми прекъсват връзката...

[kypo]

neska provedoh много смислен разговор с едно американче, което свиреше на 7 инструмента

ти на колко инструмента свириш?

[jghgh]

Направо ми идва да се разрева от яд!

За първи път някой да ме изключи след,като му кажа че съм от България.
Ужасно е.

Пхах не е за сефте.. една французойка ме изключи като разбра. Нещастница. После и американците. Те са някви луди и супер надменни.

Виждам, че някои от вас са се осмелили да пускат идиотски логове. И аз от време на време си правя гнусни шеги. Трябва някак да задоволя бруталната частичка от мен.

Stranger: I wanna suck your dick as you stroke my cock!!!
You: are you a gay
You: because i'm a very horny gay
Stranger: yes i am
You: i'm indian
You: you?
Stranger: malaysian
You: my dick is black
You: and often there is a strange white thing on it
You: but every queer love to suck it
You: and i'm not talking for sperm.
Stranger: i know.
You: it's like cheese
Stranger: Uncercumsised?
You: ? what means this word ?
Stranger: You have uncut dick?
You: my dick isn't cut
You: god...
You: i'm not muslim
You: i'm weird buddhist
Stranger: well, not all dicks that are cut are muslim you know.
You: yes but most of them.
You: i feel like european
You: i smoke weed and i'm very fashion boy
You: india is the best
Stranger: Hmmm...Hehe!!! Age?
You: 22
Stranger: Old i see, how long is your cock?
You: 15
You: but it's a good cock
You: and isnt thin
Stranger: mine's only 5.5 inch.
You: you know, we, asians have a short dick..but it works
You: 15 cm
Stranger: i see, that is quite long actually.
Stranger: so, what are you doing?
You: for the great europeans its short
You: i long for a nigger dick
You: like 22cm or something similar
You: i'm killing stupid time.
Stranger: work?
You: listening to my favourite osho dzen music
Stranger: hehe.
Stranger: not surfing porn?
You: porn is boring.
You: real fuck is a different thing.
Stranger: i know.
You: yes
You: but i'm a bit strange
You: because i'm sadist a bit
Stranger: i don'';t think that's strange, me too. I like bondage.

и т.н.
Продължихме с гнусни садо-мазо картини и по едно време той дисконеткна Шанс.

/сега малко ще ме е срам от себе си, ама нвм. /

[nightwished]

stranger: heyo
You: do you wanna fuck a norwegian girl?
You: cus im a bulgarian dude
Stranger: do you wanan fuck a norwegian girl?
Stranger: im a guy also
Stranger: from america
You: nice you own a shotgun?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you?
You: no
You: are u a blob
Stranger: no, im a bit of a twig
Stranger: you?
You: no
Stranger: thats good
You: what kind of american are u now dont tell me u a vegetarian!
Stranger: no, i like meat
You: phew
You: nice
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: i also like coffee
Stranger: so im that kinda of american haha
You: me too
You: coffee is the best thing especially when u drink a gallon before bed
You: and u stay up all night
You:
Stranger: haha same here, its almost 5am here
You: u shouldve seen me an hour ago i was so hyper that i though coffee was meth
You:
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thats hilarious
Stranger: so what are you doing now?
Stranger: looking for your norwegian girl?
Stranger: haha
You: nope
You: just chatting with omegle
You: do you know memebase
Stranger: yes
Stranger: memebase is amazing
You: yep
You: i was there three hours straight going through pages
You: and pages and pages
You:
Stranger: haha i do that too
You: which reminds me do you know where bulgaria is
You: ?
Stranger: in europe?
You: yes
You: more accurate
You: ?
You: norrh east west south?
Stranger: i would think like north east
Stranger: but i honestly dont know
You: nope east but close enough
Stranger: ahh
You: i noticed that 58% of omegle doesnt know it is in f***ing europe they say asian africa...
You: fuck tem
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: for real?
You: yep
Stranger: haha
You: i wish that they end up in rentacle porn
You: tentacle
You: *
You: wich reminds me have u seen hentai?
Stranger: yes haha
You: do u like mushroms
Stranger: ive never taken them
Stranger: only acid
You: cus super mario does
You: cool meth?
You: joint stuff?
You:
Stranger: pot?
You: i tried theem allll
You: yeah
You: freeze drug police!
You:
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ohhhh no!
Stranger: im in trouble
You: yeah young man u will be forced to eat mushroms till u are super mario
You: and live his adventures
Stranger: that would be pretty terrifying
You: shit is your princess is in another castle
You:
You: have u seen boyko borisov our siperhero
You: he said he would visit usa soon
You:
You:usa is still on the map something delayed him

[Colouring]

Само аз ли не мога да проведа един нормален разговор,а попадам на тотални извратеняци?