Черен хумор

[SHPAIdURmeN]

Не е баш черен хумор, но....
- Тате, какво правиш?
- Лъскам ку*а татковото... въртя си чакйа... гледай и се учи, че скоро и ти ще правиш така...
- Защо...!?
- Защото започва да ми се схваща ръката...


хем да ъпнем темата.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool?
A: Vegetable soup.

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
A: Because he has holes in his hands.


Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles .

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A: Love doesn’t last forever.

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
A: You can drop them off anywhere.

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards?
A: They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back.

Q: Why do Asian girls have small boobs?
A: Because only A's are acceptable



Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
A: Seizure Salad

Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.