You know you're a bulgarian when you:

Go crazy every time you watch a football game.

Always have your hands in the air when partying.

Get so high that you forget you're not in Bulgaria and ask the clerk for "Banica".

Know the lyrics to the national anthem since 3 but you still don't know the anthem of the country you're in.

Always outdrink everyone untill they pass out and drink some more.

Have perfect marks in class even though you've skipped the last 2 months of school.

Get so high that you teach everyone how to dance horo.

Swear at everyone in your own language when you're mad, even thought they don't understand any of it.

Kick ass in football without playing for years.

Try to turn everything you see into a bussiness or a way to make money from.

Have a party at home even though you're by yourself.



Луд съм, луд.