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Make a new topic, about your unshared love (my guess) with some dude, that we don't want you to describe, it will be too nasty.
Damn, I knew that two topics would be too suspicious, but I had a good laugh. Cya next year, forum junkies.
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Well amk933, he's so good-looking, and people have been telling me recently that he's not apathetic to me, either.
So you would all say, why not give it a go?
Fortunately, I am friends with his ex. And she offered to help me work things out.
But enough about that.
Hey amk933, may I ask you to do me a little favour? I was told an anecdote about some British scientists that conducted the following experiment: they sent 2 British strangers on an island for a year, whereafter each of them was asked to tell something about the other. And they both said they couldn't, for on the island there had been no one who could have introduced them to each other.
So if you can do this for me, could you find the original anecdote in English for me, as I cannot find it, no matter what various key-words I type in online search engines?
Lol @ faststep's post - so true!(y) :]
What the fuck going on?? ..This is become to chat topic..
Life's like a dick. It gets hard for no reason. :\
But a rather useful one, for we get to exercise our English, you know.![]()
Yes!.. but.. 2 days ago the pages were 9, and now are 13..Първоначално написано от Luscious_Heart
Life's like a dick. It gets hard for no reason. :\
I tink dis is rily stupid, shame on yu all.Първоначално написано от elito0o0o0
Яко е, бе.![]()
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Like JCoutureJunkie said Hilary_ is only pretending to be a nun.![]()
Ehm... What's with this Hilary_ girl?Първоначално написано от jumpin
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I've seen her at the "Козметика и диети" board, but I don't want to browse further in this thread? :P
If you'd be that kind to share it with us all lazy English speakers...![]()
And she's made hundreds of posts in "Секс"...despite she's still a virgin.Първоначално написано от Luscious_Heart
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Isn't she still in seventh grade?![]()
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No man i think she's eleventhПървоначално написано от faststep
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Hilary is a nun because Im her pimp and some customers are religious and they want to try some of Hilary.Thats it.
Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Muhammad Ali
[quote="faststep"]I tink dis is rily stupid, shame on yu all.Първоначално написано от elito0o0o0
:O :O Wow faststep Have you ever been studied English? :O![]()
[quote="shinethought"]Maybe no...Първоначално написано от faststep
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Life's like a dick. It gets hard for no reason. :\
[quote="shinethought"]" ...Have you ever studied English?"Първоначално написано от faststep
In fact,faststep's English is quite good!I don't think he has made any mistakes so far...except for his last post
Elegance is the art of refusal - Coco Chanel
Some people just dont underderstand sarcasm.
Shame on you sarcasm,Faststep.Just I understand it![]()
Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Muhammad Ali
[quote="JCoutureJunkie"]Yes.. that`s true but.. last post.. lolПървоначално написано от shinethought
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Life's like a dick. It gets hard for no reason. :\
Good night everybody(especially my little munchkin amk933)
Elegance is the art of refusal - Coco Chanel
I think I speak English quite well. I learn the language since the kindergarten. It is my second favorite foreign language.
Anyway, I learn German at the English Language School "Plovdiv". German is my favorite foreign language.
Well, enough about me.
P.S. Happy New Year![]()
You're boringПървоначално написано от BDM
.Hi.I have been studying English for 7 years-from the kindergarden.Now I'm in 6th grade.I love fucking green frogs.And Etnies 'cause I love skateboarding.
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P.S:I'm sorry for my mistakes...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"![]()
A pony walks into a bar and coughs, "Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH. The bartender serves him and says, "What's with your voice?" The pony says, "Nothing, I'm just a little hoarse."![]()
BaiboCo, it's 2 AMYou made my day!
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And one french joke:
(Corsica = Corse in french)
- Where was Napoleon born?
- He is a french of Corse!
"... И знай, че само глупакът повтаря старите грешки, надявайки се на нов резултат!"
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When I see you, you make me lose all control
Like a fire, burning deep in my soul!
Me no speaking English!