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You know you're girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your **** in her mouth.

If only there were more mosquito nets in Africa, then every year, we could prevent millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

I was filling out a questionnaire that said, “Who would you most like to sleep with – anyone living or dead?” I said “Anyone living.”

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day; she said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, All right, but we're not going to get much done.

I live near a remedial school and outside there is a sign that says, slow – children; that can't be good for their self esteem.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

When someone close to you dies… move seats.

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You know you're girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your **** in her mouth.